Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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