on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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