He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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