I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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