I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
and you fell through a lawn chair
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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