In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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