Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My vagina is officially offended.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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