Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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