he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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