It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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