I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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