Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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