I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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