He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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