There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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