Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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