We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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