just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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