I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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