I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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