What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
