No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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