Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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