are you still at the devil's house?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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