Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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