I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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