You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
