Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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