its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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