id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
We smell like vodka and hangover
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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