she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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