i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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