Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Randomize
