we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
