Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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