dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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