so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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