nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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