Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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