question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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