Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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