whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm sobbing to NWA
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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