Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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