There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
