1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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