look no pants
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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