So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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