Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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