Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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