i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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