You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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