OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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