OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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