It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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