it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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