My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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